I remember one time right. I was younger maybe six years old, at the beach and my cousin dared me to put sand down my swim shorts. He kept mocking me and teasing me so I did it, worst mistake of my life. The chafing was unimaginable. I cried for hours and he got grounded when we got home. The sand had managed to get absolutely everywhere and was stuck to me like it was trying to fuse with my body. I thought it would never be possible for my vagina to be as dry as it was that day. You’ve shown me the truth though, you’ve enlightened me on the fact that it can always get drier.