If you do “porn” and have vanilla sex on camera for money, you’re just a regular chick whose sex videos are on the internet.

I’m SO sorry (sarcasm intended) that I hold the title of “pornstar” to a modicum of professionalism.

If I predict the weather for the next week and upload it to YouTube, that doesn’t make me a fuckin’ meteorologist.

I had a girlfriend in highschool that was a dirtier slut than some of these bitches calling themselves “pornstars”.

The whole “I don’t do anal-I just have 250 videos for Brazzers because I look 16 years old” thing is lame af. Get some fucking self respect for yourself and step your games up.

And for fucks sake all you pretty bitches– work on your head game. You’re not exempt from getting better at polishing knob because you’re pretty. Some Little Caprice looking girl is sucking 4″ of a 16″ horsecock and the dudes in the comments are like OMG BEST BJ IN HISTORYYYYYY. Motherfucker what? SIMP ALERT!