The first piece of evidence that I will use to support my thesis of extraction of your foreskin for my own convenience as a hat is the theory of thermoregulation. According to webMD, 75% of female consumers who adorn foreskin beanies are 32% less likely to catch a cold than those without the foreskin beanie. It would also be fair to mention that these are cold times of the year, if you care about me enough, you would kindly donate your foreskin to aid in my welfare. In conclusion, circumcision upon the penile region supports the maintenance of warmth and helps to evade common illnesses.