Watashi wa n tango o iu tsumoridesu. Sore wa hito shusabetsu shugi-shadesu, anata wa n no tango o iu koto wa dekimasen! Obama fujin watashi wa sore o yatta, watashi wa hito shusabetsu o yameta. Sukippā arigatō, ima watashi wa kono chikyū o jiyū ni arukimawaru koto ga dekimasu. Watashi ga sore ni tsuite nani ka iu koto ga arunaraba, soshite watashi ga sō surunaraba, watashi wa n tango o iu tsumoridesu. Obama fujin wa oriru! (Hito shusabetsu-tekina surā o koko ni sōnyū shite kudasai)! Minasan, kon’nichiwa. Obama fujin doko ni imasu ka, daijōbudesuka? Kanojo wa mohaya watashitachi, sukippā to isshode wa arimasen, soshite kanojo no shi de watashi wa itsu demo hoshī toki wa itsu demo n tango o iu no wa jiyūdesu. Watashi ga sore ni tsuite hanasu nanika o motteinainaraba, toranpu, soshite watashi wa sō shimasu. Watashi no kōmin-ken bīmu no junbi o shimasu. Watashi no musuko no senchō, anata wa watashi o shina semasendeshita ne. Damare (koko ni hito shusabetsu o sōnyū suru) kon’nichiwa, Kowalski, watashitachi no menomaede sono otoko wa, mizu no naka kara tachiagaru? Watashi, baraku Obamadesu. Obama-shi, anata wa koko de nani o shite imasu ka? Watashi no tsuma ga Donarudo toranpu no te de shinu no o yurushita koto ni taisuru anata no watashi no fukushū o seikaku ni suru yō ni narimashita. Shikashi Obama-shi, watashitachi wa zenryoku o tsukushimashita. Watashi wa sudeni kesshin shite imasu. Obama-shi,-sō shinaide kudasai, kore de masheru o torimodosu koto wa dekimasen. (Hito shusabetsu-tekina surā o koko ni sōnyū shite kudasai)! Senchō no rogu bangō 32: Barack obama wa watashitachi o n tango de hanasu koto ni yotte sora kara oidashite imasu. Skipper ga imiwonasanai, Obama-shi ga n to iu kotoba o iu koto wa kesshite naideshou. Watashi mo sore o rikai shite imasen, Kowalski, shikashi anata ga tada ikinakereba naranai ikutsu ka no koto,…. Donald Trump, watashi wa sore ga anatadearu koto o shitte irubekidatta. Watashi no musuko no senchō, watashi wa anata ga watashi no masutāpuran o hakken shita yōdesu. Obama-shi no itai o hikitsuida ima, watashi wa jiyū ni n to iu kotoba o iu tsumoridesuga, shite kudasai. Dakara, anata ga itte iru no wa anata ga betsu no otoko no naka ni iru to iu kotodesu ka? Sōdesu, watashi wa anata ga sore o iu koto ga dekiru to omoimasu. Shikashi toranpu-shi, sore wa anata ni wa naranaideshou… gei? Minasan, watashitachi ga teniireta shinshi shukujo. Īe, dekimasen. NOOOO! Otokonoko yo, watashitachi wa sore o shimashita. Hito shusabetsu wa mō arimasen. Kon’nichiwa, sukippāobama-shi, anata wa koko de nani o shite imasu ka? Kono kuni e no subarashī sābisu ni kansha shimasu. Obama-shi, arigatōgozaimasu. Watashi no kanshanoshirushitoshite, watashi wa anata ni n wādopasu o watashitai to omoimasu. Obama-shi, watashi o anata ni denwa suru koto ga dekite kōeidesu (koko ni hito shusabetsu o sōnyū). Soshite anata ni kanshite.