I remember one time I really had to let it rip, y’know, I really had to take a piss. I went into the men’s restroom and there was this guy– in a full like, military outfit, full camouflage, all of that– he was stood up right at one of the urinals. He was a pretty good looking guy too, I mean like, really good lookin’. Freshly cut, cleanly shaven, looked like he could step on somebody with those beautifully chiseled legs. In that moment I was feeling so damn patriotic, I walked up to the stall right next to him and started pissin’ red white & blue. It was nuts man, I was also a bit uh, clogged up, y’know– kidney stones and all that, I was so damn patriotic that I started shootin’ out all 50 stars of the American flag into the bowl commando style! You wouldn’a believed the look on this guy’s face when he turned over, I had just drowned that urinal in our shared American pride. I know I sorta broke the uh– y’know, the unwritten guy rule, standin’ right next to his urinal and all that, but he should understand– real men like us, we’ve gotta make sacrifices for our country. Best damn place in the world, I tell ya!