I’m really worried 😥 I got a sub from firehouse subs just now. It had a ton of mayonnaise, which I don’t really like, but I don’t complain. I ate the sub, now I feel bloated and my period stopped 😲 can someone please halp me? I really don’t want to be pregnant by a sandwich, as I know 78% of sandwich children get eaten someday. I don’t want no one eating my child 😠 so I’m looking into abortion options. I’ve made an appointment with a local clinic and they agreed to see me tomorrow and possibly do the procedure. It’s going to be sad seeing them suck my child out the butt with a vacuum, but it is obviously necessary. Has anyone else had this problem before? And if so, did you keep the illegitimate sandwich baby?