🔮Horoscope🔮:
♈️Aries♈️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♉️Taurus♉️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♊️Gemini♊️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♋️Cancer♋️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♌️Leo♌️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♍️Virgo♍️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♎️Libra♎️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♏️Scorpio♏️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♐️Sagittarius♐️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♑️Capricorn♑️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♒️Aquarius♒️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.
♓️Pisces♓️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.