🔮Horoscope🔮:

♈️Aries♈️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♉️Taurus♉️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♊️Gemini♊️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♋️Cancer♋️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♌️Leo♌️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♍️Virgo♍️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♎️Libra♎️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♏️Scorpio♏️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♐️Sagittarius♐️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♑️Capricorn♑️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♒️Aquarius♒️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.

♓️Pisces♓️:
The position of astronomical objects at your time of birth have no effect whatsoever in your daily life nor do planets displaying apparent retrograde motion. Anyone who advocates/believes in astrology is either abysmally stupid and/or a morally devoid fraud such as astrologers. Fuck you for thinking the universe revolves around you.