I like to go urban exploring, its probably one of my favorite hobbies, There’s just no better feeling than sneaking into an abandoned hospital in the dead of night. But this night would change my life forever, so it was October 31st, 2012 and I was planning on exploring an abandoned mental institution all by myself(none of my friends wanted to join me) it was Halloween after all. Upon arrival I see that the gate surrounding the institution has been bent open which was weird because when I scouted the place out a week earlier it was completely normal, but I headed in anyway and think nothing of it. About an hour passes and I’ve explored the east and south sides of the building and I’m about to head into the basement when I start to hear the heavy breathing and footsteps of someone, I start to etch closer to the basement door when I start hearing the person come closer, and closer….when……BOOM! a huge chimp bursts through the basement door shaking the whole building. Next thing I know I’m hit in the head by the chimp, and when I come to my senses I turn around to leave but the chimp was in the doorway floating, I ask the chimp why he hit me and why he was in the basement and the chimp replies saying “yo mama so fat she hang on a dorito”, I start crying on the ground when he said those words, crying tears of joy because that was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.