Damn dude.
I’ve been watching a lot of porn lately and boy… If only I could be them guys, haha. There’s so much sex and variety available on the world wide web. Especially the genre of gloryholes has caught my interest. The thought of inserting your dong through that mysterious cavern of adventures in the wall and not knowing whether you’ll be sucked off by a male or a female… It makes my spine tingle with excitement! Hypothetically, It could even be Ben Shapiro. That leaves us with a huge opportunity when engaging in such planned indecencies. You could imagine anyone sucking off your Mr. Sticky. I have tried it myself with great success by closing my eyes with the slopping sounds of gloryhole videos in my headset while my penis is submerged into my FleshLight1000-xm3™.

And I so hope that if I happen to find myself in such a fortunate situation that the walls between me and my partner would be paper thin, so that I would be bestowed the opportunity to have her lips engulf my slong. Though if the walls are of regular thickness, I would still be thankful to experience the touch of her tongue tip on my phimotic glans.

I have even recently discovered, that I am born with the gift of being able to determine the female gender through their breath. It happened when I was bathing in the local indoors pool with my family. I was lucky to have the been close enough to the life guard that when she sighed deeply, her breath penetrated through the fabrics of my speedos and I instantly ejaculated.
Naturally, you aren’t privileged to posses my power, but I have taken that into account, and my calculations on WolframAlpha show that it is still not gay to have your dick sucked by a man.