Who the fuck starts a conversation with “hey”? Like that’s the best you could do? That’s what your thousands of ancestors reproduced for, so you could squeeze your last two brain cells only for the best thing you could come up with to be a fucking greeting. Literally, a retarded child can do the same. You don’t stand out. What, do you think since you’re hot, you don’t have to put any effort into it? The fact you lack do much insight into how boring you come across when you say ” Hey” Tells me that you have a boatload of issues that obviously you have because you don’t have enough self awareness to fix them. What do you think my reaction is going to be when I read you say “hey?”. Fuck, this got exciting! No cunt, it makes me want to beat you with heavy mining equipment. When you open a conversation with “Hey” It’s frustrating because I want you to know how goddamn shallow you are. You don’t and you’re just floating around all happy and innocent and so fucking mindless I just want to rip off the bandaid and show you how much of the dunning Krueger effect you suffer from. You need to know how goddamn annoying you are, that all this hotness is just going to waste because you’re either too fucking dumb or self centered to give a better opener than just fucking “Hey”.