You have many options. My favorite is to zip tie a hammer down the shaft of my flaccid penis and then helicopter that shit onto the phone.

Another fun option is to superglue a bunch of thumb tacks to ping pong balls (pointy side facing outward, of course). Make like 20-30 of these and toss em up your butthole. Put your phone on the ground by a counter, squat on the counter and push them out, aiming for the phone. This is especially fun because if you miss, you get to keep playing. Can also substitute a family member for the counter top.

Edit: I’m sorry for not being inclusive to those with physical limitations and handicaps. Here’s what YOU FOLK gotta do.

First, master telekinesis.

Second, superglue a bunch of thumb tacks to ping pong balls (pointy side facing outward, of course). Make like 20-30 of these and toss em up your butthole. Put your phone on the ground by a counter, squat on the counter and push them out, aiming for the phone. This is especially fun because if you miss, you get to keep playing. Can also substitute a family member for the counter top.