I got extremly drunk and horny alone. But I was out of fucking lube! Desperate as I was I tried some shampoo.

Gliding nice on my cock! It burns a little, but okey I’m so fucking horny so let’s go!

I’m so fucking drunk I fall asleep. Dick covered in shampoo before I even get to finish

I wake up to hell.

Fucking dog dick!

My cock is burning and completely red! Some kind of reaction from shampoo being on my dick for 12 hours.

HOLY SHIT IT HURTS! IT BURNS!

I’m an adult. We don’t do this shit! So in shame I didnt go to the doctor!

I got in a cold bath and lotioned my balls.

Next morning. HOLY SHIT! I fucking freaked out! Red little dick, fucking skin has stiffened and dead skin is falling off all my dick and balls. It’s so fucking bad and so much pain I have to get to the hospital. The fucking look on the doctor’s face when she asked me wtf happened is something I will NEVER forget.

TLDR; Shampoo + Dick = Pain.