Nana: I’m gonna say πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£ the n-word.

Skipper: That’s racist, you can’t say πŸ—£πŸ—£ the n-word!

breaking glass πŸ₯ƒ and car 🚌🚌🚌 skidding as nana promptly collides with the car 🚌🚌

Skipper: Mrs. Obama, I’ve πŸ™‹ done it. I’ve πŸ™‹ stopped racism.

Michelle Obama: Thank πŸ™ you Skipper, now I am free πŸ†“ to roam this ⬆ earth 🌐🌐🌐.

Donald Trump: Not if I have 🈢🈢🈢 anything to say πŸ—£πŸ—£ about it, and I do! I’m gonna say πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£ the n-word!

Skipper: Mrs. Obama, get πŸ‰ down ⬇⬇!

Donald Trump: Nigga πŸ™ŒπŸ‘‹πŸΏ.

the white house 🏠🏠🏠 abruptly exploding

Skipper: Mrs. Obama, where 🀷 are you? Are you okay πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ?

Donald Trump: She is 🈢 no 😣 longer with us, Skipper. And with her death πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€, I am finally free πŸ†“ to say πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£ the n-word whenever I want πŸ˜‹.

Martin Luther King 🀴🀴 Jr.: Not if I have 🈢🈢 anything to say πŸ—£πŸ—£ about it, Trump, and I do. Prepare for my civil rights beam.

Martin Luther King 🀴 Jr. uses his civil rights beam and music 🎀🎀 starts playing as Donald Trump is 🈢 screaming in agony

Donald Trump: Skipper, my son, you wouldn’t let me die ⚰⚰, would you?

Skipper: Shut up ☝☝☝, cracker.

Donald Trump screaming and dissolving into dust

Skipper: Hey πŸ‘‹ Kowalski, who πŸ’β€™s that guy πŸ‘¦πŸ‘¦ in front of us rising out 🏎🏍 of the water πŸ’§πŸ’§?

Barack Obama: It is 🈢 I, Barack Obama.

Kowalski: Mr πŸ‡²πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡·. Obama? What πŸ˜… are you doing here πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ?

Barack Obama: I have 🈢🈢 come to exempt my revenge on πŸ”›πŸ”› you penguins for allowing my wife to die ⚰⚰⚰ at the hands 🀲🀲🀲 of Donald Trump.

Kowalski: But Mr πŸ‡²πŸ‡·. Obama, we did everything we could.

Barack Obama: I’ve πŸ™‹ already made up ☝☝ my mind 🀯🀯🀯.

Skipper: Mr πŸ‡²πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡·. Obama, don’t do it. This ⬆ won’t bring Michelle back ⬅️⬅️.

Barack Obama: Nigga πŸ™ŒπŸ‘‹πŸΏ.

the penguins’ airship explodes and the penguins scream 😱 for the help πŸ†˜ of god

Skipper: Skipper’s log, number 32: Barack Obama has struck us out 🏎🏍 of the sky πŸŒ”πŸŒ” by saying the n-word.

Kowalski: It just doesn’t make sense skipper, Obama would never ❌ say πŸ—£πŸ—£ the n-word.

Skipper: I don’t understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just gotta live with. Unless, Donald Trump, I should’ve known it was you.

Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Skipper, my son, I see πŸ‘πŸ‘ you’ve discovered my master πŸ‘‘ plan. Now that I have 🈢🈢🈢 taken over Obama’s body, I have 🈢🈢 free πŸ†“πŸ†“ reign to say πŸ—£πŸ—£ the n-word whenever and however I please πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™.

Skipper: So what πŸ˜… you’re πŸ‘‰ saying is 🈢 that you’re πŸ‘‰ inside of another man πŸ‘¦πŸ‘¦?

Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Why πŸ€” yes πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, I suppose you could say πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£ that.

Skipper: But Mr πŸ‡²πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡·. Trump, wouldn’t that make you gay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ?

Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: No 😣😣😣, this ⬆ can’t be!

Donald Trump’s screams of anguish becoming more βž•βž•βž• and more βž• distant

Skipper: Well boys πŸ‘¦πŸ‘¦πŸ‘¦, we did it. Racism is 🈢 no 😣😣 more βž•.

Barack Obama: Hello πŸ‘‹ Skipper.

Skipper: Mr πŸ‡²πŸ‡·. Obama, what πŸ˜… are you doing here πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ?

Barack Obama: I came to thank πŸ™ you for your πŸ‘‰ great πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ service πŸ›ŽπŸ›ŽπŸ›Ž to this ⬆ country πŸ—ΎπŸ—Ύ.

Skipper: No 😣😣😣 thanks πŸ™ neccesary Mr πŸ‡²πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡·. Obama.

Barack Obama: As a token of my gratitude, I’d like πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ to give you the n-word pass 🎫🎫.

Skipper: Mr πŸ‡²πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡·. Obama, it is 🈢 an honor to call you my nigga πŸ™ŒπŸ‘‹πŸΏ.

Barack Obama: And as to you, old πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΄ friend 🐢.