Nana: Iβm gonna say π£π£π£ the n-word.
Skipper: Thatβs racist, you canβt say π£π£ the n-word!
breaking glass π₯ and car πππ skidding as nana promptly collides with the car ππ
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, Iβve π done it. Iβve π stopped racism.
Michelle Obama: Thank π you Skipper, now I am free π to roam this β¬ earth πππ.
Donald Trump: Not if I have πΆπΆπΆ anything to say π£π£ about it, and I do! Iβm gonna say π£π£π£ the n-word!
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, get π down β¬β¬!
Donald Trump: Nigga πππΏ.
the white house π π π abruptly exploding
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, where π€· are you? Are you okay ππ?
Donald Trump: She is πΆ no π£ longer with us, Skipper. And with her death πππ, I am finally free π to say π£π£π£ the n-word whenever I want π.
Martin Luther King π€΄π€΄ Jr.: Not if I have πΆπΆ anything to say π£π£ about it, Trump, and I do. Prepare for my civil rights beam.
Martin Luther King π€΄ Jr. uses his civil rights beam and music π€π€ starts playing as Donald Trump is πΆ screaming in agony
Donald Trump: Skipper, my son, you wouldnβt let me die β°β°, would you?
Skipper: Shut up βββ, cracker.
Donald Trump screaming and dissolving into dust
Skipper: Hey π Kowalski, who πβs that guy π¦π¦ in front of us rising out ππ of the water π§π§?
Barack Obama: It is πΆ I, Barack Obama.
Kowalski: Mr π²π·π²π·π²π·. Obama? What π
are you doing here ππ?
Barack Obama: I have πΆπΆ come to exempt my revenge on ππ you penguins for allowing my wife to die β°β°β° at the hands π€²π€²π€² of Donald Trump.
Kowalski: But Mr π²π·. Obama, we did everything we could.
Barack Obama: Iβve π already made up ββ my mind π€―π€―π€―.
Skipper: Mr π²π·π²π·. Obama, donβt do it. This β¬ wonβt bring Michelle back β¬
οΈβ¬
οΈ.
Barack Obama: Nigga πππΏ.
the penguinsβ airship explodes and the penguins scream π± for the help π of god
Skipper: Skipperβs log, number 32: Barack Obama has struck us out ππ of the sky ππ by saying the n-word.
Kowalski: It just doesnβt make sense skipper, Obama would never β say π£π£ the n-word.
Skipper: I donβt understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just gotta live with. Unless, Donald Trump, I shouldβve known it was you.
Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Skipper, my son, I see ππ youβve discovered my master π plan. Now that I have πΆπΆπΆ taken over Obamaβs body, I have πΆπΆ free ππ reign to say π£π£ the n-word whenever and however I please πππ.
Skipper: So what π
youβre π saying is πΆ that youβre π inside of another man π¦π¦?
Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Why π€ yes πππ, I suppose you could say π£π£π£ that.
Skipper: But Mr π²π·π²π·. Trump, wouldnβt that make you gay π³οΈβππ³οΈβπ?
Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: No π£π£π£, this β¬ canβt be!
Donald Trumpβs screams of anguish becoming more βββ and more β distant
Skipper: Well boys π¦π¦π¦, we did it. Racism is πΆ no π£π£ more β.
Barack Obama: Hello π Skipper.
Skipper: Mr π²π·. Obama, what π
are you doing here ππ?
Barack Obama: I came to thank π you for your π great π¬π§π¬π§ service πππ to this β¬ country πΎπΎ.
Skipper: No π£π£π£ thanks π neccesary Mr π²π·π²π·. Obama.
Barack Obama: As a token of my gratitude, Iβd like ππ to give you the n-word pass π«π«.
Skipper: Mr π²π·π²π·. Obama, it is πΆ an honor to call you my nigga πππΏ.
Barack Obama: And as to you, old π΄π΄ friend πΆ.