How 343 ruined my mom’s life😱😱😱😱(real)

It was a dark and gritty morning. My mom and I were home, and my siblings (I’m fatherless I have no father😱😱😱😱) were at an anti-343 protest (I wish I couldve gone with them, but I was too busy ranting on Reddit). My mom wanted to show me her favorite show that she would watch as a child. It was interesting but I noticed something; it was a light and happy show about a band of sisters. I said, “Mom, where is the dark and gritty aspect of this show?, Where are the ODST’S?” She said “There are no ODST’S.” My face was green(like this🤢). She said “That reminds me, I got a job at 343! You can’t tell your siblings though, they will hate me!” I fell to my knees, I started vomiting all over the floor, I started pooping and weeping. She said “But my dark and gritty son, I thought you loved Halo?” I screamed at her “IM A HALO FAN, I HATE HALO, I ONLY LOVE THE I C O N I C BUNGO CHUNGO 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡(Halo 2 Bungie Cortana feet🤤🤤🤤😈😈😈)!!!” I jumped at her, I used my Marty-Rifle and I killed her (because she was the ultimate 343 SHILL).
My siblings walked in, I told them what happened. We celebrated with the I C O N I C HALO 2 SOUNDTRACK!!! It was beautiful!

TL;DR: My mom was the ultimate U N I C O N I C shill🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮