I want to kill this fucking kid for stealing my fucking nose for the fucking hundredth time. You really think you’re funny, don’t you? You little shit. You’ll amount to nothing in life. Nothing but a small, sad, meaningless lump. You pulled this shit on me one too many times. You’re going to regret this, little bitch. Nobody loves you. All because you do this unfunny fucking shit all the fucking time. I wish more people realized how shitty and depressing your life must be to steal my fucking nose 100 fucking times. Please, kill yourself.