What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little crotch goblin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /r/AmItheAsshole subreddit, and I’ve been involved in numerous comment sections on obviously fake posts, and I have over 300 confirmed NTA judgments. I am trained in gaslighting and I’m the top commenter in the entire subreddit. You are nothing to me but just another red flag. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of redditors and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can judge you in over four ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in armchair psychology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the paid Reddit awards and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn vegan. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Play stupid games, win stupid prices.