Haha, That’s so funny bro! I’ll laugh now:

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For real though bro? That was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m rolling on the floor laughing. I’m cracking up so hard. I’m *wheezing.* Oh no. I’m wheezing. God, no, I’ve got to take care of my grandpa. He’s all I have left after my dad left and the rest of my family got infected. They went one by one, each falling sicker and sicker, until they simply fell apart. And now I’m sick too. I’ll never be able to see him again. And as he slowly rots, he’ll never even know why I left him, because my father destroyed my phone just weeks ago. He’ll just sit there waiting for me, and I’ll never be able to come home to him. Thanks, Reddit. That was the funniest joke I’ve ever seen.