Commenting here because I feel like this thread has the potential to become a gold train and I want in. Also acknowledging that in verbalising this observation I’ve likely killed any chance of that happening. Also recognising that someone might guild me specifically because I just stated that I don’t think I’ll be guilded. Also noting that meta discussion of gold trains has so often resulted in ironic gold trains occurring that it has become a tired method of pandering for gold and this post will likely be written off as such by any potential gold-givers no matter how many layers of self-awareness I pretentiously pile on. Except I’m hoping that the previous sentence was just the right level of meta to cause somebody to consider this post worthy of guilding, though really now it’s this very sentence I’m hoping will serve that purpose. Or this one. I’m just now reading back over this whole post and realising that I sound like a tremendous fucking pseudointellectual wanker but I’m posting it anyway because maybe declaring that I know my attempt at wit has fallen flat will earn me some sort of kudos. P.s. give me gold