Admittedly, I have a butthole fetish when it comes to Christian women. It’s like, holy shit, whenever I meet a well-mannered, conservatively-dressed, religiously proper chick, I wanna suck the anal pubes off of her shit-winker. I wanna see their stinky monkey-parts! I wanna lick ’em where their poop comes out, goddamnit!

The feeling eventually fades around lunchtime and I get hungry for a cheeseburger, but man, respectable women and their poopers…that’s where it’s at.