I’m skipping the damn intro and going right in. Justin, just as a name, conjures up images of nothing but a pure douchebag. THEN you get to his last name, Timberlake. I shiver just thinking about the ego that comes with a last name such as that. I’ve literally never heard a douchier name than Justin Timberlake. And he follows through with being an actual douchebag. He thinks he’s the god of music when in reality, he is only popular because females want to roast a sirloin on his sizzling six-pack. He can dance a little, yeah, but so can my 90-year-old grandmother. Big deal. I bet she could also sing better than him. That brings me to his music: Sexyback is the worst fucking song in existence. Don’t try to change my mind. You can’t. He thought he was being a futuristic and shit by making an electronic song that people can dance to when it really just sounds like a robot orgasming and it just makes people want to pull a Vincent Van Gogh, except they cut off the entirety of both their ears. His music is surface-level pop crap and he thinks everyone loves him. But tell me, have you ever heard a person say that Justin Timberlake is their favorite artist? Me neither