FREDDY FAZBEAR had always hated ABANDONED FREDDY FAZBEAR’S PIZZA with its bright, blue BIRTHDAY DECORATIONS. It was a place where he felt SAD.

He was a SODA drinker with BIG TORSO and ROBOTIC HEAD. His friends saw him as an annoyed, angry ANIMATRONIC. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a bumpy ANIMATRONICS. That’s the sort of man he was.

FREDDY walked over to the window and reflected on his DARK surroundings. The RAINY teased like RUNNING BEARS.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather some*one*. It was the figure of WILLIAM AFTON. WILLIAM was a PSYCHOPATH with A TORSO and A HEAD.

FREDDY gulped. He was not prepared for WILLIAM.

As FREDDY stepped outside and WILLIAM came closer, he could see the knobbly smile on his face.

“I am here because I want SOUL,” WILLIAM bellowed, in a NONE tone. He slammed his fist against FREDDY’s chest, with the force of 1018 CHICKENS. “I frigging hate you, FREDDY FAZBEAR.”

FREDDY looked back, even more, GRUMPY and still fingering the COLORFUL SUIT. “WILLIAM, I ALWAYS COME BACK,” he replied.

FREDDY studied WILLIAM’s NONE TORSO and NONE HEAD. Eventually, he took a deep breath. “I’m sorry, but I can’t give you SOUL,” he explained, in pitying tones.

WILLIAM looked HAPPY, his body raw like an annoying, arrogant AXE.

FREDDY could actually hear WILLIAM’s body shatter into 3774 pieces. Then the NONE PSYCHOPATH hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of SODA would calm FREDDY’s nerves tonight.

THE END