Hello, my name is John Miller, I work for Microsoft, and madam it seems like we are getting a lot of virus readings coming in from your computer, so if you’ll just stay on the line for a few moments I’ll help you fix it, okay? Okay good. Now fist what I would like you to do madam is if you’d press the button on your keyboard that has the Windows logo on it, can you see that button? Okay good, now if you press and hold down on that button and then press ‘R’ at the same time, a little window will pop up so can you please do that for me now? Okay now you see this window, you want to type in it ‘C’ for Charlie, then ‘M’ for Mike, and finally ‘D’ for delta. Now once you have that typed in can you please hit enter? Okay madam, a black window should have opened on your screen is this correct? Okay, good now type ‘S’ for Sierra, ‘Y’ for Yankee, ‘S’ for Sierra, ‘K’ for Kilo, ‘E’ for Echo, and finally ‘Y’ for Yankee again. Now, once you’ve done that madam, press the enter key please. Have you pressed it? Ha you son of a bitch I just fucked your mother and sister with my sacred cow yeah we all fucked eachother at once you little bitch you are virgin.