I need to tell you something very important. Listen carefully. There are aliens in my asshole so I need you to open the Minesweeper program and flag every square until you make a loss image. Now screenshot this and save it has galaticsexualassualtreport.png and save it to your C drive. The next step is to save it onto your USB then go to your local library and print the image in colour. After that go to Australia Post and whisper to the whoever serves you at the counter “God is dead, anime girls aren’t real and my asshole is in danger.”. They should call the manager who will then let you into the office. You will notice the staff members gathering around in a circle, do not be alarmed, they will ask for the galacticesexualassualtreport.png that you printed and start a ritual where they start licking the lines of the loss image to summon the Oshirigami. The Oshirigami will unload it’s fat thick juicy cheeks filled with holy stomach acid and proceed to drown everyone in the room with it. This will teleport you into the 7th dimension of my asshole where you and the rest of the staff must defeat the alien. Once the alien has been the Oshirigami will bless you with One Thousand Years of Fat Booty Waifus. We don’t have enough time, so you better start moving.