Title says it all.

I only have one wish. To have this fateful encounter:

I want Shauna Vayne, the night hunter, out for my blood. She would rush towards me using her passive and ult. I give her a bit of a chase to amuse her. But I know, with her increased movement speed- I would have nowhere to run. She will then see my trembling figure as she tumbles towards me.

I will not even bother defending myself. As she notified me: “hitting her is like boxing with shadows”. She will then load her crossbow. My eyes widen as she plunges her purifying element of silver bolts into me-inflicting % health true damage.

The 6 Warmogs I bought are seemingly useless now. She then sees me panicking and ready to flee. She fires off that lovely Condemn so I cannot go anywhere. Now crucified to the wall, I have no option but to watch her roll around on the ground shouting “IMPURE FOOL”.

She then assures me that she brings a swift death. As I see silver rings form around me, I look to the sky and accept my destiny. She then releases me from my pain.

On my corpse, I would leave 1000G bounty and a thank you note for making me feel something besides crippling depression.