Kind of related, but I need to get this off my chest.

I love garlic. A lot. I put a bunch of it in everything I cook. But last night, I made kale and put so much garlic in it, it was maybe 30% kale, 20% onion, 50% garlic.

I had my usual night farts, but when I lifted the covers…my god. It was such a strong scent of pure garlic, which is where it got weird because I love the smell of garlic. Then I had to pee and my fucking pee smelled like garlic. And my underwear, so like, my vaginal fluids smelled like garlic. Even my skin smelled like garlic!

I’m not sure what I did to my body last night, but I think I’m going to do it again tonight. I just needed to share this with someone.

Update: just pooped. Work bathroom now reeks of garlic.