Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Baby Yoda so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go on Disney+ I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Baby Yoda. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Baby Yoda’s tight adorable reddit relevant pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/dagobian babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my Jango Fett action figure. I’d dressed it in my sister’s skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my Apple TV. I might not ever get to see The Mandalorian again.