I saw Trump at an election party in Michigan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my drinking, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to get another drink up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of ballot papers in his hands without anyone noticing.
The girl at the door was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to let us count those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the boxes and started counting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to count them each individually “to prevent any electoral college infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she counted each ballot and put them in a bag and started to say the result, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.