I love every single one of you so god damn much. In fact, if it were at all possible to turn the collective mass of you into a single organism, I’d defo smash. I’d murder my best friend in cold blood with my engorged penis just to live out this reality. Every waking second of my being, I’ve rued the fact that I was born in a reality where you all aren’t one. Hell, I’d climax within 30 seconds of the intercourse… that is, consensually. I’m sure y’all’s pussy would be bomb af. Seriously. But how old would it be? Like… would we have to take the average of all of our ages? I don’t want any further smoke wit the feds, yaknow? So would there be like.. legal issues?What gender would y’all be? Would you guys have both dicks and vaginas or would they like fuse into a half-cock-vagina (a ‘penina’; but let’s take a moment to just imagine that monstrosity lmao). Whatever gender would it be, would it be gay to fuck it? Would that put me in the LGBTQ+ alphabet gang? Hmmm, I wonder. With all the jokes I’ve made about them, would the community even accept me? So yeah, lol. So many unanswered questions!!1! Sadly you’re all ugly ass fucking separate organisms and I have to distribute my love nectar to you all **separately** (fucking lameeeee). Anyway, I hope you all feel the same about me. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3