When I was 14 I had a smoking hot 30something neighbor. She was always nice and I really liked her. Apparently one day her husband left her for an other woman and she was completely broken. She stopped taking care of herself. Stopped jogging. Even stopped walking her dogs.

I had recently watched this movie on Lifetime about a guy who took advantage of mentally unstable women in order to have sex with them. Lightbulb. The only girl I had sex with was my age and it was nothing like all the porn I had watched. So I decided to give it a shot.

I went over and asked if I could walk her dogs. She offered to pay me but I said my father taught me to never accept money from a beautiful woman. She liked that. This went on for a few weeks. I’d walk the dogs, we’d chat for a while. I’d tell her how beautiful she was, and what an idiot her husband was. Eventually we started watching movies together.

She started taking care of herself again. Even went back to jogging. But she wasn’t putting the moves on me like I hoped. So one day I just went for it and moved in for the kiss. I was pretty excited when she kissed me back. The next 6 months were amazing. We were doing all the things I had seen in porn plus more.

She would let me bring my friends over who would hang out in the living room smoking weed while they listened to the sounds of her moaning while her bed frame knocked against the wall. I’d come out to high fives and slaps on the back. I felt like a king.

But eventually she broke up with me and started dating some dude her own age. I was pretty bummed at first. But I just had the best 6 months of my life so I got over it pretty quick.

I formulated and executed a plan to take advantage of a mentally unstable woman and use her for what I wanted. Some of might think I was an asshole. But I wasn’t. I was only 14. I didn’t know what was happening. She took advantage my impressionable little mind. I couldn’t consent.

To this day, that is one of the fondest memories of my youth. In time, I’m sure this boy who was “raped” will say the same thing.