My daughter was murdered when someone pushed her into some vents (among us reference get it?). Yesterday was her funeral.

It was a normal funeral until someone said “She is no longer Among Us.” I then shouted “HE’S SUS! HE IS THE IMPOSTER!” (get it among us reference?) Everyone looked at me as I killed someone.

I punched the casket in the middle like the emergency meeting and shouted “THERE IS ONE IMPOSTOR AMONG US!”. My father told me to sit down, but I refused. I naruto runned in the funeral and sang the funny Show Yourself among us song.

I was sent home early and was grounded for a month. It was totally worth it.