That reminds me of a meme me and my friend made up. We call it the “sneak booger” How you pull it off is you stick your pointer finger up your nose like you are picking a booger and then you pull it out and real fast you reach out and pretend to wipe it on your friend but you SWITCH to your middle finger but do it subtly (I am good at this). Then they freak out like
“Hey did you really just do that you numb nuts!”
Lets just say its laughs everywhere around. Anyways if you guys want more cool tricks or even advice on ones to pick up chicks just ask me I know a lot. (Frenched two different chicks at a party once, and yes, they were hot LMAO)

Later, he adds-


Edit: Am i seriously getting downballots for originality? Wow reddit.com is surely going to crap and not just because of ellen Pao. Let me guess, SJW’s are mad that the meme invades personal space? Lol get real.