Dear douchebag… Can you hear me with your tiny little ears? I said DEAR DOUCHEBAG… I’m your worst nightmare… I’m the Execuchebag! You touch girls in those ways that they prefer not be touched. You call them fat and slap the faces so beautiful. You have awoken something inside me. Something fierce. You may know me as that shy guy (no pun intended) who respects women, but I am much more… I am the killer of disrespectful men. The man who disrespects killers with my many blades. I have recently completed my assassination outfit and am just DYING (both inside and out) to put it to use. Hear my lions roar as I end you swiftly and show your fairest maiden what a true man looks like. You tell her she likes makeup so that’s all she likes. I will show her a hole new world. Anime, video games, even cosplay (thats costume play for the uninitiated) and she will learn these are the true ways to release passion. Then, when I finally have freed her mind, I will free her body. I will end her and free her from this earthly body so that I may further the rebirth of the ancient ones. Her skull will be the cup that Sh’ggoth will drink his fill. RL’YEH C’THULHU PHTAGN.