my encounter with the mighty one

I (4m)was at the store today and I personally believed that the cashier(m30) was dababy(m30) I went and asked but “she” said that she was a “woman” only problem is, I have no idea what a woman is. When I tried measuring “her” pp the police (47m)(34m) showed up and said I have been arrested for sexual assault. I am now at the police station being questioned but they wont believe me that I saw dababy. If anyone is reading this please bail me out, I will offer images of the encounter to whomever bails me out.