Instead of a bowl, just use a large industrial bucket from Home Depot. You’ll need to buy a giant bulk bag of cereal from Costco and multiple gallon jugs of milk to fill it.


Use a large plastic scoop (the kind used for dog kibble) to eat it.

It might get a bit messy, so get a painter’s drop cloth, cut a hole in the middle and wear it poncho style over your clothes, or better yet, wear it instead of clothes.

It’s going to take you a while to finish, so to avoid having to stop, wear an adult diaper whilst doing this.