I knew a man whose parents forced him to inject three vaccines one time, sad story. He got addicted to them and started mainlining vaccines every day. Before we knew it, he was stealing his parents’ TV, jewelry, and anything else he coule sell for money to buy more vaccines.

To make a long story short, it gave him the autisms and the albinisms and I think some other stuff too, so we had an intervention and dropped him off at Jim Carrey’s house so he and Jenny McCarthy could help him recover from his addiction. Now, he is healthy, happy, and on the road to becoming a normal person.

That man’s name? Albert Einstein