[Man] Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss. [Laughing} Like that’s ever gonna happen. (Faper Rusting, Toilet Flushes] What a load of Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin’ kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ Fed to the rules and hit the ground game on. go play Hey, now You’re a rock star Get the show on. get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin’ stars break the mold It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin’ pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire llow ’bout yours That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored Hey, now, you’re an all-star [Shouting Get your game on. go play Hey, now You’re a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin’ stars break the mold (Belches] Go! Go! Record Scratching Go. Go.Go. Hey, now, you’re an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You’re a rock star Get the show on toast. -Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (Gasping Right. {Roaring] [Shouting] [Roaring] [Whispers) This is the part where you run away. (Gasping] [Laughs] [Laughing And stay out! “Wanted. Fairy tale creatures. [Sighs] [Man’s voice] All right. This one’s full. Take it away! [Gasps Move it along. Come on! Get up! – Next! -Give me that! Your fiying on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin’ stars break the mold -Think it’s in there? -All right. Let’s get it! -Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah, it’ll grind your bones for it’s bread. [Laughs] -Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint. Now, ogres They’re much worse. They 11 make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. – No! They’11 shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good days are over. That’s 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! Get up! Come on! -Twenty pieces. Thudding] Sit down there! Keep quiet! [Crying) This cage is too small. don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! -Oh, shut up. -Oh! -Next! -What have you got? -This little wooden puppet. I’m not -Please, puppet. I’m a real boy.. Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. -Father, please! Don’t let them do this! -Help me! -Next! What have you got? -Well, I’ve got a talking donkey. [Grunts] Right. Well, that’s good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. -Oh, go ahead, little fella. – Well?