I bet you typed that message out in your shitty, decrepit home in some fuckhole in Australia, giggling at the screen, thinking “oooh this is gonna get him good.” Every now and then you take a look at a picture of your waifu you have stuck to your wall, and take breaks from typing to start licking and stroking the picture, as if you were making out with her. Like the utter failure you are. You send the message and think “oh boy this is gonna get him good” when in fact, it had the opposite effect. It just reminded me of how horrifyingly autistic you are.


I think one day you are going to realise how much of a pathetic virgin you are, and then you’ll go on an adventure of sorts; you’ll finally remember that women exist in real life, and not just in anime and video games (shocking, isn’t it?), and then you’ll try and get some pussy. Unfortunately for you (but fortunately for the gene pool), no girl you find will want to fuck you; they will take a single look at you, and all the lust in them will wither away into pure disgust.


Because no girl would want to fuck you for free, you’ll try and find a prostitute; you’ll somehow find a way to make enough money to pay for a hooker, (no fucking idea how you’ll manage to do that, but I’ve heard job opportunities for people with special needs are at an all-time high! So there is hope) you’ll walk down a dark, dirty, disgusting alleyway, and you will find the cheapest prostitute in your area. She will take you into a more well-lit area, look at you and say “sorry but I don’t serve genetic inferiors”.


And so thankfully, no human being will ever be cursed with your disgusting genes ever again, and you will realise that your life has just been one giant spergout, and you will realise how pathetic you are, and an overwhelming urge to exit this world will wash over you. So you’ll get a rope, and try and hang yourself (the best idea you’ll ever have), but alas, it will fail. Not because you’ll tie the noose wrong wrong, or because it won’t snap your neck, or because the rope will be too long compared to what you hang yourself from. In fact, you won’t even get as far as any of those. You will fail because you won’t know how to tie even the simplest of knots. And sadly, you will live on, continuing to cause every discord server you go on to turn to shit, just by being in it, and continuing to cause the average IQ of every town or city, no matter how large you step foot in to drop below 50.