We get young memers like you all the time. You come in with your big! new! format! and try telling us why we should invest. I’ve been a meme analyst at this firm for fourteen years, and I have only seen one of these formats actually net us more than 10k karma when we made the decision to invest. You think you can make it in this business? It’s the ones that are as cocky as you are that end up downvoted to oblivion, without enough karma to make another post. This firm grosses 240k karma *every week*. You think I have time to waste with you and your repurposed format from 2013? Listen kid, I have better things to do. You’re not a normie, but you’re far from the material our firm is looking for. Here, take my business card. PM us later when you have a decent format. Hell, if it’s good enough, we might just give you an internship here. Think about it.