So a little background! Me (M62) and my Roblox girlfriend Sparklepanda (F8) have been dating over roblox for about 12 minuets now.

Tonight, we where playing “roblox: survive the natural disasters” a very romantic game as thats where the two of us met. I still remwmber her very first words to me. “Halo wana be freands”.
And then it started. I quickly acumulated a large amount of debt spending large amounts of money for her online. But it was all worth it. I could read the happiness In her text!

It got to the point where my real wife margret left me. But it was all worth it! All for sparklepanda.

Tonight however, tradigiy struck. Pandasparkle simply typed “My mom seys I heave tu go tu bead. Godnit” I was devistated. My whole word crumbled before my eyes. How in the world would I repay my $4.99?! I had thrown my only lover in life away. I can still see margret standing there now. With her sexy nurse outfit on, and her little badge that had the name “brenda” on it.

I dont know if I’ll ever see pandasparkle or marget ever again.

Its been about 2 minutes since the tradigty, and I dont think I can go on living. I have devoted too much of my life to this woman. Is life even worth going on living? Is this the end for me? I belive it is. So this is for you marget. If you are reading this…

…im sorry.