After careful consideration I have found your statement to be completely and utterly false, let me elaborate. The idea that I’m a smart feller might hold some truth, due to the fact that I did attend Harvard, so one may deduce that I am in fact a so-called smart feller, and be perfectly within reason. But the idea that one such as myself may be a “fart smeller” as you previously stated, is absolutely ridiculous, even if the purpose was purely hypothetical. Simply the truth is that I have never, and likely will never smell farts in the manner that you have suggested. Shapiro out.