I’ll make you cry with a story I made under another meme. Old McDonald owned that farm until one day the nuclear war started and he had to go in his bunker 3 months after that the sirens turned on again but this time to say that everything is over and that America could stop enemy forces. Old Mcdonald stayed in the bunker thinking that this may be a trap but then he grabbed the hazmat suit and went out just to see that every life on his farm perished in the nuclear wasteland. He remembers that near the farm was an army base and that it would be an 5 hour March. Old Mcdonald decided to go there and grab supplies maybe search for other survivors. When he reached his destination all he saw was a giant hole… They probably wanted to destroy the American military as he turned around he saw something in the corner of his limited view… It looks like a vault door. He thinks about the chance of getting a map or a GPS so he goes to the door. It is open and he enters it. As soon as he reached the actual Bunker he couldn’t believe what he saw… It was a communist base! “They infiltrated the military to destroy the political system or something!”, Old Mcdonald said still shocked he looked around and found a map with all marked military bases red is infiltrated and blue is not infiltrated he is surprised because there is another base not far away.” They probably had to destroy every evidence of the infiltration someone was on their plan”, Old McDonald thought to himself loudly before he left the bunker. A few hours after leaving he heard foodsteps and people speaking… in Russian he decides to go out of the way because they would probably shoot him he was glad when he arrived at the base because it was still working but he had to be careful. “I hope I find someone in this hell or I’ll turn crazy!”, Old McDonald said as he inspected the base. Suddenly he heard a deep intimidating voice speaking English with the most American accent he has ever heard. He decides to talk to the man the voice is coming from:” HEY! Over here! Can you help me, I think I know what happened!” The man with the deep voice was quiet but then he answered:”Identify yourself and then come over here and tell me everything you know!” “Okay, my name is Old McDonald and will get out of cover now!” the first thing he saw was a 5 foot 6 tall man with an hazmat suit. “I think that the Russians invaded the American military and someone found it out and was about to start investigations, so the Russians started to nuke the infiltrated bases”, Old McDonald explained and then continued to explain what he did and then the other man said:”Looks like you went through a lot of shit… I think we still have a working tank… let’s get you and me to the decontamination and then with the next boat out of this wasteland.” Old McDonald just nodded and followed him. The journey was long but safe. Nothing happened. They arrived at the decontamination the suits got incinerated and they got scanned for radiation but the hazmats did their job well they took the next ship to Europe and lived a long live as best friends. END!