what if instead of boxing, they took turns sucking each others weiners, really slowly and with no hands, just a slow wet suck. whoever cums in the other ones mouth first wins. or loses.

and i’ll be there tapping pachabel’s canon in Gay Major at 369bpm while the other logan paul guy sucks my penis at 69 sucks a minute until I play so well, so intriguingly he bites on my penis to kill me because he can’t stand the beauty that i’ve imparted to the world. it drives him mad and as i bleed out into his mouth, it also kills him but he can die happy because he heard the Lick that I superimposed over the subdominant chord and appreciated it for what it was.

let’s have a great rest of the week, everyone