One time in middle school some kid flooded a bathroom so the janitors stopped refilling the paper and soap and stuff in the bathrooms. I needed to take the most painful shit of 2016 so I headed to the nearest one. I finished the deed, feeling violated, and reached for the toilet paper. There was none. I was alone in the bathroom so I couldnt as for help, and my ass was a mess so I wasn’t gonna waddle and look for hand towels because I didnt want to drip (it was liquid shit, it felt like fire). I hadnt brought my backpack in because class had started and it was by my desk. I was despairing at this time thinking I would have to use my hand or something disgusting like that. Then I looked down at my feet. I took off my sock, and got started. I ended up throwing away my shit sock and spent the day without a sock. When I told my mom of what had happened to me, she called the school and yelled at em. I think my shit sock got the janitors to start doing their jobs again.