ENOUGH WITH THE BUGGERY! For real!! Every single wife I have I make a point of romancing, you know, so we are SOULMATES. Soulmates don’t cheat on eachother, that’s the whole point! Yet Every. Single. One. CHEEEEEEEEATS!!!! And that’s just the cases I catch them because they get PREGNANT. Who’s to know how many hoes she is jostling on the side!

Lovers should be less likely to cheat on eachoter because they are sexually satisifed with eachother. Soulmates should almost NEVER cheat on you. END OF RANT.