Imagine going to a park ride lol, I would’ve imagined that you people had grown out of that childish behavior by the time you were 4 but here we are. I’ve always wondered how a redditor – no matter how immature – could bear to waste so much time in lines. If you stood in a line for a typical waiting time that means that you’re pale thighs had to endure lifting an olympic weight for over an hour, honestily I can’t decide if that is more sad or impressive. I never wasted my time on trivial pursuits designed to overstimulate your average american mind, but if I was waiting that long I’d at least dedicate 85% of the time to imrpoving my physique and keeping my 6 pack ready for any possible incidents along the way. I assume from the lack of self-esteem in your comment you’d even be uncumfortable even taking off your shirt in a public place, but at least attempt to act your age. If I wasn’t worried that a downsvote would snap the neckbeard hair trigger of your mental health I would’ve put you up on r/cringetopia by now. Guess living with yourself is the only punishment you need.