I recently posted a paragraph version of this in a comment on this sub, but wanted to share the whole story. Its long. I know these posts can be annoying, so ignore if you please, and thanks for reading if you do. Forewarning: It starts off like a typical concert story, but gets fucking weird about halfway through.

Rock the Bells 2010 in SF

Get there with two buddies. We rolled 5 blunts of medical, and roll with 2 8ths of potent shrooms (one friend didnt want to do it).
We go to the side stage at first, and opening act is Yelawolf. All I know by him is “party” featuring Gucci, but he blew me away performing all of Trunk Musik. Immediately became a fan. At one point, he swallowed a fly, and nearly choked to death.

Huge crowd, but luckily I got there early and was in the front. I proceeded to see Jedi Mind Tricks, Murs, Big Sean (Before he was big, but he had a huge following there), Brother Ali, and Immortal Technique. Tech brought out Chino XL, and someone in the crowd threw at bottle at them. Tech looked like he was gonna kill the kid, and told everyone in the crowd to beat the shit out of him. Clipse was also supposed to be there, but was a no show, which I think was because this was around the time when Kanye called Pusha T into going to Hawaii. The finale for the side stage was Wiz Khalifa, who was absolutely insane. This was before he completely blew up, but most of the crowd was there for him. Girls were soaking their panties, and it was amazing. Throughout this side stage experience, I’d say we smoked 3 of our blunts, and met people who smoked us out 2 more joints.

Then we went to the lawn for the main stage. By the time we got there, Lauren Hill had already started. I was very stoked for fu-gee-la and doo-wop, and also was kinda weary of taking these shrooms. Place was packed. Whole lawn was covered, but you could still sit. I sat down, and ate the 8th (which my “friend” later confessed to me was 3/16ths).
I saw the designs on my cup begin to change, and realized I was hallucinating. As i sat in bewilderment, I enjoyed the music, which all the girls around were singing along to. There were these 3 huge black guys in front of us (shaq sized), and I thought nothing of it, until they whipped out a COSTCO PIZZA! I ran up to them asking how in the world they got it. of course, they told me they brought it in with them, and looked at me like I was retarted. I sulked back to my seat in the grass. But boy howdy that lauren hill was beautiful. Doo Wop that thing was amazing.
The wait time between sets took foreverrrr. During this time, I was already tripping way too hard. I sat down, and watched the designs on my lemonade move. Music began playing, but I assumed it was simply the speakers, and sat and peoplewatched. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves, and thus I sat and enjoyed the music.
Then, I recognized a new voice, and the roar of the crowd was deafening. I stood, and saw that I had been missing out on Midnight Marauders by Tribe Called Quest. Not only that, but Busta Rhymes had just come roaring onto the stage! I immediately got crazy into it, and danced like ive never danced before.

As I danced, I noticed people turning to look at me (probably cuz i was heavily drugged). I thought all the hot chicks were looking cuz they wanted on, and proceeded to yell “EVERY GIRL HERE WANTS TO FUCK ME!!!” and then continued dancing. Shit was insane.
After Tribe, I sat again. My friends told me we should hit up the bathroom, but I refused, watching the crowd some more. This is when I noticed all the girls talking to guys, and noticed drugs and money exchanging hands.

This is where shit gets insane. From here on, please remember how fucked up I was

I put two and two together, and decided that every other single person at the concert was also on hard drugs. Not only that, but all the girls there were hookers, who were taking advantage of the drugged out men and trading sex for cash.

My friends kept insisting we go pee. They are so persistent, that i decide that “pee” must be code for “go fuck a hooker”. I refuse, repeating that I have a girlfriend. However, I finally agree to walk them to the bathroom, which I am thoroughly convinced is a brothel.

On the way, we are walking behind two smoking hot chicks our age. They keep looking back flirtaciously, and I am convinced that they want our money for sex. After they look back a fourth time, I yell “I’M SORRY LADIES, BUT I CANT PEE WITH YOU! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND CAN’T PEE WITH YOU!” obviously, they leave.

My friends at this point debate leaving, as I am too fucked up and they fear it is permanent. However, we decide Wu Tang and Snoop Dogg is worth the risk. We get to the bathroom, where my friends try to convince me to go in with them to pee. I refuse, as I am proudly faithful to my girl. They go in for what seems like eternity, but was probably 2 minutes. This eternity was too much for me to bear, and I finally give in. I’m going in. I will fuck a hooker. I will “pee”

What I saw when I walked in blew my mind. It was not rows of beds full of hot chicks. It was dudes. dozens of dudes. All urinating. The shock of the difference between expectations and reality was too much for me. I leave, flabbergasted and confused. My friends are nowhere to be found. I find a female staff worker, and go to her, and ask “I can’t find my friends. How much is this going to cost?” Before she could recover from confusion and respond, my friends find me and pull me away. We thus head to the 36 chambers.

We get to the lawn, and it is PACKED. Wu tang is starting their first song, which was Shame on a Nigga I believe. I was soooo gone. As we make our way, my hallucination peaks. The next paragraph is what I remember happening. Obviously, it is not what occurred in reality, but what actually happened I will never know.

Ghostface stops the show on the big screen, points me out, and accuses me of saying the N word. I am horrified, as he yells at me, and commands me to drop trow. I do, and my dick has shrunken to a shrivel. The whole crowd points and laughs, including the entire Clan on the jumbotron. They then proceed to call me a racist with a teeny weeny.
Before I know it, I am back at our old spot miraculously. The show is still going, and I went through the 36 chambers. In my mind, they told their tale of slavery to the record industry, and how they must rap about coke and meth when really, they hate it. I go on quite the trip.

Then, they perform C.R.E.A.M., during which i notice Ghostface waving his towel. This is when i notice everyone sitting on blankets. I am confused as to why, until I realize, “everyone has blankets so they can urinate freely”. Thus, I pee my pants standing during C.R.E.A.M.
End of their set, RZA gives an epic speech. Then , he instructs everyone to make the W, and wave it back and forth. This motion, done by the packed crowd, was such a ridiculous experience. and then…. BOOOOOM! Triumph! My favorite Wu song, as the encore!
I bust a nut in my pants.

literally. i jizz flaccid. and then yell out, proclaiming it to the world…
“I JUST BUSTED A NUT!!!”

then i proceeded to enjoy the best encore ive ever seen. Afterwords, they leave the stage, and I sit back down, and finally come down off the shrooms.

As I sit, I look t my friends, who look exhausted. The people sitting immediately around us had mysteriously left. We awkwardly sit, waiting for snoop dogg. this had been an exhausting experience. I am still unaware of what had truly just happened.

My buddy tells me we should smoke the last blunt for snoop dogg. I agree, and ask him to get the pack of swishers which has the blunt from my pocket. He touches my pants, and tells me “dude..its wet..did you pee your pants?”

after a second, i nod. he then asks “did you…bust a nut?” I am shocked, and say “Yes! How did you know!?”. he reminds me that I yelled it out. The blunt was safe, we smoked it during snoop, and drove home after. Shit was insane…

Thank you so much for reading. It was a long write, so I appreciate it.
TL;DR Dont spoil it for yourself, but if you must know, I do shrooms, refuse to pee cuz of hookers, and instead choose to pee and bust a nut during Wu Tang

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