300 million years ago we had a PHAT population of dinosaurs roaming this earth. Sporting flashy high tops and dangeresque shades, these big bois were the epitome of cool 😎😎. One day, some stupid piece of shit named the thiccosauras got evolved into. This motherfucker started sitting on all the cool dinosaurs, killing them, and taking a lot of cool weather away. The thiccosauras shit so much that the earth got fuckin angry and hot. Then they all died. This is why we cannot let the world be hotter than it is. Also we should stop excreting waste out of our anus