I’m gonna make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right. He took his fucking hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “**THIS BIIIG**” and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a call out post on my twitter dot com – Shadow the hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like!

#BBBBBBFFFFFFRPHHHHHHHHH

That’s right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong!

He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY

#SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher, I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOON!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrroppplets hit the fucking earth, now get outta my sight before I piss on you too.