Fuck pigeons man, if you lived with them you’d understand. There are ACRES of green around my balcony, there are literally hundreds of other, cleaner, less used, more spacious balconies METERS away from mine, but the dumbass birds keep coming back.

So the whole place is full of goddamn pigeon shit, and they keep making the fucking GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER sounds and it *drives me up the fucking wall*. And then they lay eggs and you’re like “Okay, I’ll be nice to you for a while,” so you put out food and don’t use the balcony for 3 months, and the momma pigeon just ABANDONS HER BABIES RIGHT AFTER THEY START HATCHING

FUCK PIGEONS I HAD TO CLEAN UP MONTHS WORTH OF PIGEON SHIT, PIGEON NESTS, PIGEON FEATHERS, PIGEON FETUS CORPSES, PIGEON EGGS ***FUCK PIGEONS*** I literally *cannot* overstate this

# ***FUCK PIGEONS***