Spongebob is like a person being named Humanbob

Patrick Star is like a person being named Patrick Human

Squidward Tentacles (who is an octopus) is like a person being named Neanderthalward Legs

Mr. Krabs is like a person being named Mr. Humans

Plankton is like a person being named Human

Larry Lobster is like a person being named Larry Human

All of the other main character’s names are semi normal